Draco Faust Williams Facts IIIWhen a tsunami happens, its because Draco Faust Williams has been swimming laps in the ocean.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Draco Faust Williams threw it.
On his birthday, Draco Faust Williams blows out his candles by blinking.
Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Draco Faust Williams.
Draco Faust Williams graduated from school with a degree in Draco Faust Williams.
Draco Faust Williams is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Draco Faust Williams does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Draco Faust Williams doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Draco Faust Williams always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Draco Faust Williams doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Draco Faust Williams throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Draco Faust Williams kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
As Atom and his men traviled across the Fields of Hyrule. Their Tour was over and they were finally returning home. All the sudden a loud roar was was hear over the eastern horizon.
"What was that?" One shouted
"Its Volvoga the Dragon" Shouted another as it flew over the Trops.
"It heading for Hyrule castle Town." Atom Shouted trying to rally his men "We must stop him before he reachhs the city."
The men lead by Atom quickly gave chase to the beast. The Dragon turned back and shot fire at trops seperating them from Atom.
"Oh Shit..." Atom thought to himself knowing now that the only thing seperating the Dragon from Hyrule Castle Town was him.
"Run Kori" Atom said as the dragon flew down low enough that maybe he could jump ontop of it.
Atom grabbed the tail and was jerked up off his horse.
"Maybe this wasn't shuch as good idea." Atom thought to himself as he was being pulled towards the sky.
Eventually he made it up the tail and onto the back of